the man with two penises

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 01-Sep-2006 20:56:58

An Indian businessman born with two fully functional
penises wants one of them removed surgically as
he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life.


The Top 16 Things Overheard in
the Life of the Man With Two Penises



16> "Hang on, we gotta go take some leaks."

15> "Why, yes, we are conjoined twin sisters. What sort of
proposition did you have in mind?"

14> "Tent? With two poles, that dude's pitching a big top!"

13> "I call them Saddam and Osama."

12> "Think of it this way: You get all the benefits of a threesome
without having to pick up the check at breakfast for two
hungover guys."

11> "Am I circumcised? Well, yes and no."

10> "Surely people intelligent enough to use the Internet would
not be so socially retarded as to find humor in my situation."

9> "Are those elephant tusks in your pockets or are you happy to
see me?"

8> "Oh, yeah? Well *I* can write both of our names in the snow --
at the same time!"

7> "... and we could call the DVD 'Two Knights in Paris.'"

6> "Give it up buddy. Men have tried unsuccessfully for decades
to blast apart a urinal cake. Trying for *two* at once is
insane."

5> "I swear, this has never happened to me before... twice."

4> "Oh, boy! After my surgery, I can finally dump my two-faced
girlfriend!"

3> "Trust me -- you don't want to get into a pissing contest
with this guy."

2> "And *that's* why I learned to type with my feet."


and the number 1 Thing
Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises...


1> "Not that one, sweetheart; that's the gay one."

Post 2 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Friday, 01-Sep-2006 21:26:31

Simply hilarious!

Post 3 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 01-Sep-2006 21:43:38

oh my God, too tacky, I love it!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 01-Sep-2006 23:59:20

Crap like this ought to be banned from the zone,... but, ... tell it to me one more time.

That was great, funny, and gloriously tacky. Thanks for posting it.

Bob

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 8:34:14

Whatever happened to self censorship we are all adults here

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 11:12:36

Good point Goblin--now, where did I put that ignore button?

Bob

Post 7 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 04-Sep-2006 8:11:51

It's hardly an adult reaction is it? so go ahead, prove me right.

Post 8 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Sep-2006 8:56:28

lol. hahahaha. i like it